![]() Five hours after that, it was wedged firmly up my butt. And approximately 9 minutes after that, my eyes were rolling to the back of my head as if I had experienced an exorcism.īut let's go back to the beginning: After opening up the package, I texted my casual fuck buddy, Simon (not his real name), asking him if he wanted to come over that evening. I said I had a toy I'd like to try out with him.īefore he came over, I read the manual, and it seemed relatively simple. It has five different pulsating vibration speeds to choose from. You might be wondering why I said the Duke doesn’t look like it’s fucking around, if its instructions were pretty run-of-the-mill. That’s because the Duke is not just a prostate massager: It’s also a perineum massager. ![]() The perineum, aka the "taint" or "grundle," is that thin strip of skin that runs from your anus to the base of your testicles. The taint the grudge the fleshy fun bridge skin# ![]() It’s a highly erogenous zone that feels really good when stimulated. The perineum component to the Duke is why it's larger than other prostate massagers I’ve tried. It also explains the sex toy’s many twists and turns.Īs you may or may not know, most prostate massagers simply have a bulbous head and then a stopper, so it doesn’t get stuck up there. The Duke has three different sections: the top (which is the bulbous head that goes up your butt) the middle part up until the battery and then a final curve (which hugs your perineum). I didn't spend too much time thinking about what the middle section was for. ![]() I skimmed the diagram portion of the manual, figuring, Hey this isn’t my first rodeo, I know what I’m doing. I, in fact, did not know what I was doing. I realized this while Simon and I were making out and I was attempting to insert the Duke. I was trying to act like a pro, which generally I am, so I wanted to put it in while he was making out with me. I didn’t want to have to stop the action, but I ended up having to anyway, since I was failing miserably. The taint the grudge the fleshy fun bridge skin#. ![]()
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